Cool Sh*t
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Magnet-Moms rock! -
Magnet-Wake up and smell the complete and utter bullshit! -
Mr. Mrs. Wedding/Engagement Mug -
Magnet-Of course I talk to myself. No one else will listen. -
Even white people are sick of other white people's racist bullshit. -
Magnet-I'm at the age where FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF AND FUCK THAT -
Magnet-The heart wants what the heart wants… -
MAGNET: Part of me wants to get up -
Magnet-This shitshow of a day can go fuck itself! -
Magnet-Parenting is basically just threats and bribery -
If you think it's bad now, in 20 years this country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers. -
Magnet-Fresh out of fucks -
Magnet-If it involves fake smiling, I'm not going. -
The Little Book of Zen -
The Jumbo Duct Tape Book -
You're F*cking Welcome, Everybody. W-Crew Socks -
Cute. But Psycho, But Cute W-Crew Socks -
Magnet-You use a wine stopper? That's adorable. -
I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm somebody's double shot of whiskey -
Magnet-I love cats because I empathize with their complete… -
Sometimes I tell myself to stop reading and get things done. Then I laugh and turn the page. -
Magnet-I'd cut a bitch for you. Twice. -
#1006: Left Them Key Tag -
Magnet-You don’t have to agree with me. You can be wrong.