Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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MAGNET: Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a -
Magnet-Fuck off. I've got magical shit to do. -
Magnet-Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you…. -
FRESH OUT OF FUCKS - NOVELTY MAGNET -
Magnet-It's not really hoarding if you have cool stuff -
Magnet-I've seen some weird shit -
This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner. -
Magnet-Good morning! You need to calm the fuck down. -
MAGNET: I hate when people accuse me of Lollygagging -
MAGNET: EW, PEOPLE! -
MAGNET: We Can Do It! -
MAGNET: Sorry for acting weird. I am weird and it will -
Magnet-The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass. -
Magnet-Overthinking and also hungry -
MAGNET: I'm a really nice person -
If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you -
Magnet-DRINK RESPONSIBLY Use a fucking coaster -
Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn't listening -
Once upon a time there was a girl who said, "Fuck this shit" and did things her own way and she lived happily ever after. The end. -
Not to brag, but I remember why I went into the other room -
Magnet-I'll Rise, But I'm not fucking shinning -
NOT TO BRAG, BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT - NOVELTY MAGNET -
Magnet-Let that shit go. (Buddha) -
Magnet-I would like to tell you to fuck off, but then…
