Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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MAGNET: Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a -
Magnet-Fuck off. I've got magical shit to do. -
MAGNET: I hate when people accuse me of Lollygagging -
MAGNET: EW, PEOPLE! -
Magnet-Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you…. -
Not to brag, but I remember why I went into the other room -
Magnet-I'll Rise, But I'm not fucking shinning -
FRESH OUT OF FUCKS - NOVELTY MAGNET -
MAGNET: Sorry for acting weird. I am weird and it will -
Magnet-WHAT A FUCKED UP TIME TO BE ALIVE -
Magnet-It's not really hoarding if you have cool stuff -
Magnet-I've seen some weird shit -
This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner. -
Once upon a time there was a girl who said, "Fuck this shit" and did things her own way and she lived happily ever after. The end. -
Magnet-Well behaved women rarely defeat empires -
Magnet-Good morning! You need to calm the fuck down. -
MAGNET: Peace, Love and Fuck Trump -
MAGNET: Instead of an inner child, I have an inner raccoon -
Magnet-Let that shit go. (Buddha) -
MAGNET: Are there fewer female serial killers or are we -
MAGNET: We Can Do It! -
MAGNET: Oh, I don't drink, just weed -
Magnet-Cats don't tell police where your drugs are -
MAGNET: If my cat thinks you're an asshole,
