Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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Magnet-The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass. -
Magnet-Overthinking and also hungry -
MAGNET: I'm a really nice person -
Shit's Fucked magnet -
MAGNET: My joints are stiff. -
MAGNET: My emotional baggage. -
MAGNET: Can't. Sorry. I started to leave my house, -
If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you -
Magnet-DRINK RESPONSIBLY Use a fucking coaster -
Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn't listening -
Magnet-You are a Goddamn Magical Unicorn -
I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far, it's not 27. -
I'm sorry I slapped you. You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. -
NOT TO BRAG, BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT - NOVELTY MAGNET -
I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT - NOVELTY MAGNET -
MAGNET: I am generally displeased with the current state -
MAGNET: Today I choose positivity, so kindly.. -
Magnet-Let's find a cure for stupid people -
MAGNET: Never underestimate a public school teacher. -
Magnet-I would like to tell you to fuck off, but then… -
MAGNET: I just want to live in a world where -
Magnet-"I'm no longer accepting the things I cannot change.. -
MAGNET: Fuck this shit! -
Magnet: I'm not fucking stupid.
