Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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Magnet-"I'm no longer accepting the things I cannot change.. -
MAGNET: Are there fewer female serial killers or are we -
MAGNET: We Can Do It! -
MAGNET: That was no microdose, Timmy. -
Magnet-Cats don't tell police where your drugs are -
MAGNET: If my cat thinks you're an asshole, -
Magnet-Overthinking and also hungry -
MAGNET: I'm a really nice person -
Shit's Fucked magnet -
MAGNET: My joints are stiff. -
MAGNET: My emotional baggage. -
MAGNET: Can't. Sorry. I started to leave my house, -
Magnet-Coffee! A lovely, warm alternative to hating everyone -
Magnet-DRINK RESPONSIBLY Use a fucking coaster -
MAGNET: I was trying to listen. -
Sorry I misunderstood you, but in my defense, I wasn't listening -
Magnet-You are a Goddamn Magical Unicorn -
I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far, it's not 27. -
I'm sorry I slapped you. You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. -
NOT TO BRAG, BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT - NOVELTY MAGNET -
I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT - NOVELTY MAGNET -
Magnet: I'm the type of person who goes to a party -
MAGNET: Anyone who has ever worked retail should -
MAGNET: Today I choose positivity, so kindly..