Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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MAGNET: If one door closes and another -
Magnet- I'm all for killing with kindness -
MAGNET: Never underestimate a public school teacher. -
Magnet-I would like to tell you to fuck off, but then… -
MAGNET: I didn't grow up saying "with liberty and justice -
MAGNET: I just want to live in a world where -
MAGNET: Fuck this shit! -
MAGNET: You had me at FUCK THE SYSTEM -
MAGNET: You know these fuckers banning books don't read shit -
Magnet-It's not really drinking alone if the cat is home -
Magnet-As soon as this heating pad eases…. -
Sticker: Every dead body on Mt. Everest -
Magnet-Get in motherfucker. We're going motherfuckering. -
MAGNET: I may not know what the fuck I'm doing, -
MAGNET: When I die and my life passes before my eyes -
MAGNET: Generally, I find myself either too old -
MAGNET: Not today satan... -
Magnet-I child-proofed my house but they still get in. -
Magnet-Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol! -
Magnet-Mommy is loaded vs. dishwasher is loaded -
MAGNET: If my dog thinks you're an asshole, -
Magnet: If drinking on the front porch counts -
Magnet-Wake up and smell the complete and utter bullshit! -
MAGNET: What if we just melted cheese