Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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Magnet-My mom likes drinking wine. -
Magnet-No one warns you that adulthood is… -
Magnet-I am silently correcting your grammar -
Magnet-Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station -
I'm sorry for all the things I said when I was being honest with you -
Sometimes I tell myself to stop reading and get things done. Then I laugh and turn the page. -
Magnet-Alcohol! Because feelings are stupid -
Magnet-I will always love you (Dolly Parton) -
"WOMEN BELONG IN ALL PLACES WHERE DECISIONS ARE BEING MADE." -RUTH BADER GINSBURG - NOVELTY MAGNET -
MAGNET: You wouldn't try to regulate my vagina -
MAGNET: It's amazing how much I accomplish around the -
Magnet-I own you. -
Magnet-Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe -
MAGNET: Fuck what they think -
Magnet-You had me at 'let's day drink' -
MAGNET: My drug of choice is the love I get -
Magnet-I'm too pretty to work. -
Magnet: I'm in a really bad place right now... -
MAGNET: Stop hating on lazy people. -
MAGNET: HANGING with all my friends -
MAGNET: I'm not like most girls. I'm worse. -
Magnet-Adulthood is straight up the WORST HOOD.. -
Magnet-Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver -
Magnet: I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap