Magnets
Let your magnets do the talking. Especially when the things you want to say are brutally honest, sarcastic, offensive or just plain ol' hilarious and you are not entirely sure you can nail the delivery. You know who you are.
These magnets are guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker and guffaw. Now that’s a lot of different ways to laugh, and we know you like to laugh.
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Magnet-This shitshow of a day can go fuck itself! -
Magnet-Fresh out of fucks -
Magnet-If it involves fake smiling, I'm not going. -
Magnet-You use a wine stopper? That's adorable. -
Not to brag, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it -
Magnet-Let equality bloom -
Magnet-I just want to be able today THINGS COULD BE… -
You think it's bad now, in 20 years this country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers -
I miss when we stayed away from people -
MAGNET: Sorry for acting weird. I am weird and it will -
Magnet-Oh, no! She forgot the rolling papers! -
Magnet-At my age, when I'm asked if I'm seeing someone.. -
MAGNET: Take no shits, Give no fucks -
If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you -
Magnet: I'm not fucking stupid. -
Magnet-Today's Problems Are Brought To You -
MAGNET: WELCOME TO MIDDLE AGE. -
Magnet-Agree to disagree is where you both… -
I'm pretty sure my last words are going to be "Hold my beer and watch this!" -
If you love someone, set them free. Now they're someone else's problem. -
MAGNET: Of course you can be anything -
Joints Are Stiff Magnet -
MAGNET: I don't mean to be bitchy, -
Magnet-I like cute shit