Stocking Stuffers

Magnet-Fresh out of fucks

If you think it's bad now, in 20 years this country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers.

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far, it's not 27.

Magnet-Fuck off. I've got magical shit to do.

Magnet-I just want to be as tired at bedtime…

Magnet-DRINK RESPONSIBLY Use a fucking coaster

If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you

Even white people are sick of other white people's racist bullshit.

Magnet-Based on my Netflix recommendations…

Magnet-I like cute shit

Magnet-Coffee! A lovely, warm alternative to hating everyone

Magnet-GRAMMAR the difference between…

Magnet-Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you….

Magnet-At my age, when I'm asked if I'm seeing someone..

Magnet-I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

I'm sorry I called you an asshole magnet

Magnet-Adulthood is straight up the WORST HOOD..

Field Notes Streetscapes Sketch Books

Lip Service Nourishing Lip Gloss-to-Balm

World's Best Dad Tea Towel

Hand-Drawn Chicago Skyline Sticker (Glitter)

Desktop Soccer: Goal! (RP Minis)

Finger Rock Climbing: Climb on! (RP Minis)